Update

I got back from sunny California about 6 weeks ago and embraced the cold weather.  I got a job working in the kitchen at Monterey Cafe which makes amazing pizza's, pita's, dirty girdies and Italian stallions.  A "dirty girdie" is a giant sausage baked into pizza dough (much like a pig in a blanket) that's filled with herb cream cheese.  An "Italian stallion" is an Italian sausage baked into pizza dough that's filled with marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese.  Needless to say they are fucking delicious.  Monterey Cafe is also a bar as well.  It's a fun job that I enjoy, it's located downtown and it's managed/owned by some very respected, awesome people that care about their employees . . . I watched the top 10 best hockey checks from this season today and it really made me wish I played hockey.  I would love to check the shit out of some fools . . . the Dodger's are looking pretty solid this year.  I hope Manny doesn't fuck his game up with his baggy clothes.  I also think that his hair slows him down as well.  When he runs his hair acts like a parachute for a drag racer . . . Alicia makes a great carrot cake . . . I started singing for Headhunter.  Stoked that we cover Life Is Pain.  I really want to cover Soaked In Torment by All Out War . . . there's a pseudo death metal band in Spokane called "The Care Bear Massacre."  How embarrassing.  All members probably sag their girl jeans . . . Henry Rollin's is probably a genius.  Katt Williams is a hilarious man . . . Today I was watching Family Feud and one of the subjects was "Things That Describe Joan Rivers."  See, I like to pretend that I'm actually on the show answering these questions.  It would be priceless to get the chance to say "Heroine" or "Tweaker" on national tv to describe that babbling, insignificant hag of a botox lush . . . By the way the number one answer was "I aint no spring chicken."  Well you sure hit the nail on the head now didn't you Joan? . . . I can't figure out which is a better quality show; Wonder Showzen or Mr. Show?  Both stand out in their own way, but which one is overall better?  Mr. Show is highly offensive to gay and religious people while Wonder Showzen is highly offensive in every way, shape, and form and should not be viewed by ANYONE.  Yeah I guess that settles that dispute.  I'm gonna eat some of that carrot cake I mentioned earlier.